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Welcome to my completely normal Carrd.
Enjoy learning about me...
Did you really think it would be that simple?
Ha! Timeless
The third time is the charm...
Will you keep trying?
Uh oh! You took a wrong turn somewhere.
You've reached a
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Go ahead, try learning about me.
This looks different...
About Me!
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We aren't done yet. Go forward.
You go Left.
In here it is empty and cold.
Sounds echo softly, reverberating back to you endlessly.
It makes you feel ____ alone.
You go Right.
In here it is empty and cold.
The darkness expands in all directions and suffocates you.
It makes you feel ____ alone.
Choose a Companion.
It's nice, to not be alone.
You Chose me.
We're getting sidetracked away from the whole "about" thing. Let's get back to that.
You can keep your companion. It gets lonely here.
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I've been here before...
No, you haven't.
About
Hi! My name is βΉοΈβ‘οΈβοΈβοΈβοΈ βοΈβ»οΈβ¬§οΈβοΈβοΈ.
I am βοΈβ‘οΈβοΈβ‘οΈβοΈ years old.
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Woah! That was close.
Why don't you play with your companion for a little bit?
Your companion regards you with blankness.
At least, you think it's regarding you.
It has no face.
You attempt to feed your companion.
What will you offer it?
You care for your companion.
Caring for pixels? It's like one of those virtual toys from the late 90's-early 2000's that I won't name here for copyright reasons, except worse, because it can't react.
It doesn't react.
It has no face.
Maybe it's better this way.
It can't die, at least.
You leave your companion.
It does not regard you.
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Keep Scrollin'
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You think.
The End.
Congratulations! You found the End.
I was honestly hoping this would be a lot longer, but Carrd caps you at 100 elements, and I don't care about this enough to pay for it.
Maybe one day I will trick Carrd into being my own personal point-and-click adventure engine, but that day is not today.
I hope you had fun solving my labyrinth puzzle!
Thank you! <3
Okay fine.
This is the real end.
I wish there was more, but I wasn't lying about the cap thing.
Not much to say about me, really. I'm an Aquarius, I like long walks on the beach and inescapable labyrinths. I think internet safety is a lost skill so I made this hellish Carrd in a cool, mysterious, satirical way.
What, you want more? Is this a dissatisfying ending?
Fine, have my twitter.
LOL GET OWNED!!!!!!11!!!!!!1!!!!!
P.S. There's a ton of hidden links and Easter Eggs thoughout this thing. See if you can find them all!!